Come with me to the pasture
my little lamb lambs
I shall lead you not
into negativity
but deliver you from sleep
for thine is the overnight
the yellow phone,
the annual meeting
and you are the sheep
Follow me, my children. And make my babies.
Because...
...That would be really positive...
Amen.
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Hey I can't get that link to work in the e-mail but post these for me if ya get time. Happy reading!
The Overnight
Now in lay me down to sleep
PKT my soul to keep
If I should quit before I snap
At least I’m done with all this carp
Another house, another day
8 hours more sleep is gone away
I toss and turn and pace the halls
No sleep goes on within these walls
On a broken couch I watch the clock
I hear strange noises up the block
The wind blows, the screen door slams
I beg for mercy at 3am.
I leave at sunup for my ride
driving home on the wrong side
I get back home a close my eyes
5 mintues later, big surprise
A shift’s not covered yet again
And guess who gets to go back in?
God forbid I sleep at all
Oh no not when I’m on call
I grab my keys and off I go
A broken spirit
This job blows
Goodbye...
It is with a sad heart I report to you the loss of our best coordinator, Joe Schmo.
Did he quit , You ask? No sadly he has died.
While we all know that death is a part of life, we were sad to see Joe expire.
Could it have been because we demanded so much of him all the time?
Could it have been the lack of sleep we consistently required daily?
Maybe his heart gave out after he saw his paycheck and realized he wasn’t being compensated anything close to what he should have been for sacrificing his well being as a member of the human race.
In any event, he will be dearly missed and we will think of him always.
In the meantime I want you to know that we have begun interviewing for Joe’s spot and hope to have someone in soon to whip and beat in his place. Don’t forget about the birthday party next month at Chino Latino! Tell your friends!
Love,
Your Boss and forever Master
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