Goodbye...It is with a sad heart I report to you the loss of our best coordinator, Joe Schmo. Did he quit , You ask? No sadly he has died. While we all know that death is a part of life, we were sad to see Joe expire. Could it have been because we demanded so much of him all the time?Could it have been the lack of sleep we consistently required daily? Maybe his heart gave out after he saw his paycheck and realized he wasn’t being compensated anything close to what he should have been for sacrificing his well being as a member of the human race. In any event, he will be dearly missed and we will think of him always. In the meantime I want you to know that we have begun interviewing for Joe’s spot and hope to have someone in soon to whip and beat in his place. Don’t forget about the birthday party next month at Chino Latino! Tell your friends!
Love,Your Boss and forever Master
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HAHAHAHAHA! RIP Joe!
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