Man, another day at the office. Hee hee! I wonder who I can fuck with today. Let's see I made Rachel cry yesterday....hmmmm.
Man, I dont know why all those damn managers are so uppity lately?
It must be that smoking crowd!
Saying horrible untruths about me... Jesus let them see the way! Let them have common sense! !
Oh, how I pray that their horrible pagan souls will be redeemed by my righteousness! I bet it is that heathen JT stirring up trouble.
I should of canned him right away when he started out complaining about the Pink house staff.
I mean everything has worked there just fine for years...making me go into a meeting with those scum bags! Oh, Jesus why must I be persecuted?
Oh well, I will just have another pizza party for them and it will all be just fine. Man, I cant wait to get to work and see what outfits those sexy managers and directors are wearing today!
God bless HR for getting me a stable of ho's!
Lord? I am thinking of adding another wife to my stable.
She is a Christan too!
Just perfect!
Under 21 with little or no experience. Perfect!
I am almost there...my lord!
Just like King Solomon and his hundreds of wives! God, I love being a Christan!
Let's see here...I have to pay for rent on office space today.
Man, I am a bit short.
Damn! Oh well, I will just dock pay on the managers cell phone bills and that will make up for it.
Maybe a shouldn't have bought that ATV!
No, my kids needed it.
And ya know what the good book says, "if you work hard the lord will provide!"
That's what those little pukes need is some hard work ethics!
Hmmmm, maybe I will get Bojo to hassle another live in so they will quit and we will have more overnights!
That will teach em!
Well , here I am at work! Ahhhh, love it!.. God....thank you for letting me come up with this scheme, opps I mean dream...if you hadn't let me and Bojo come up with your will...I don't know what I would do!
Bojo is so smart...hire people that have little or no experience in the field, so you make them think this is how it all really is!
I just hope they aren't looking at he want ads and comparing salaries!
Oh well, if they do... we can always find more, suckers!
Well, thank you lord and....woah!..look at what that Christie chick is wearing...I will have to have a disciplinary meeting with her later...where is those green sheets? Maybe I will just dip into the cients accounts and take her out for a little dinner tonight...Hee hee!
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Holy shit, Anonymous Writer X, and you thought MY shit was hardcore?!?! You have taken fight club up a notch! Be careful with the use of names though, Grasshopper. The Lord may be watching, and if that is so, Samuel Jackson might show up at your door with John Travolta and a book by L. Ron Hubbard and a pistol grip crosssbow and turn into a couple of mushroom cloud layin' muthafuckas muthafucka! ...Er, yeah so anyway. Cool post. Peace out! :)
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