Sung to the tune of: Got my mojo working...
I got my bojo working, but it just don't work on youI
got my bojo working, but it just don't work on you
I want to dock your pay so bad, '
till I just don't know what to doI
'm going down to Minnesota,
to get me a bojo hand
I'm going down to Minnesota,
to get me a bojo hand
I'm gonna have all you women managers,
get you under my command
I got my bojo working
Got my bojo working
But it just don't work on you
I got a HR gypsy woman giving me advice
I got a HR gypsy woman giving me advice
I got a whole lot of tricks keeping them managers on ice
I got my bojo working
Got my bojo working
But it just don't work on you
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You forgot the part about being held for the company's missing receipts after you're gone even if it wasnt your fault. God knows we were all thieves and lairs and they would have done wrong to afford us any of our dignity before we left. cause how postitive is that?
Here, post this one
On Call
Sing to “Yellow" by Coldplay
Look at the phone
look how it rings for you
Controlling all you do
And its all yellow
Bob came along
Said no more fun for you
Here’s what you’re gonna do
Pick up and say hello
The pager oh yeah the pager phone
Invades your dreams
Turns you into a drone
You know you know its answer or die
You know its answer or die
Your friends are gone
they’ve given up on you
They don’t know what to do
The pager’s all yellow
You've watched tv
and all your dvds
And 6 days till you’re free
The pager’s all yellow
And every night before you go to sleep
You pray the phone wont beep
And jar you from your sleep
The pager’s all yellow
post this too
Things I’m going to do with my PKT sweatshirt now that I quit my job
1. Rip it into rags and wash my car
2. Line a birdcage
3. Repaint my bedroom wearing it
4. Protect my good clothes when I’m coloring my hair
5. Stuff it at Halloween and make a scarecrow
6. Twist it up and rat tail people I hate with it
7. Build a tent out of it (it’s already 10 sizes too big, mightr as well)
8. Give it to charity (nahh on second thought that would be like giving anthrax to charity)
9. Cut it into squares and make a nice pair of oven mitts
10. Change my oil
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