How Would YOU Like A Rewarding Career Serving Special Needs People?

At PKT Enterprises, We Believe In "Investing In the Lives of People." That's Our Motto. That's Our Mission. That's Our Way.

At PKT Enterprises, we take our mission to invest in the lives of people very seriously. Every month, our financial advisors analyize the assets our clients bring in from fixed local, county, and state sources, and together with our stock portfolio managers, we work to create a stable, upward trending asset attainment margain for all of our investors, with extra options granted to our "special needs" PKT investors who contribute the most.

"That's great," you say, "but what can PKT do for its employees?"



PKT offers its management employees the following benefits:

• High deductible/ zero gain health insurance
• Flexible hours, including days, nights, weekends and overnights
• Generous death benefits: if you die on the job, a couch or other piece of furniture will be permanently preserved in your honor
• Exploding mini-vans that will provide hours of entertainment to yourself and your clients!
• If you are pretty, female and under the age of 24 you can sign up for the CEO's "Stable of Hoes" program, and enjoy the camraderie of becoming a "sister" to his other wives
• Your own, personal cell phone will ensure that you will NEVER be lonely again!!!

PLEASE ASK FOR AN INTERVIEW FOR THE FOLLOWING OPEN POSITIONS:

Live-In

Ever wanted to live in a palatial mansion, RENT FREE??? PKT always has openings for these positions, but they're being snapped up right and left like hot cakes at a Sunday brunch so ACT FAST!!!

We require the following to qualify for this lucrative position:

• A hole and a pulse
• A lack of ambition
• You must be in a desperate situation and not able to rent elsewhere due to your shady background, criminal record or other.

We offer our live-in's the following benefits:

• Palatial, rent free living
• Private bath, with turbo jet hot tub
• Free crack

Lead Staff

Hey, ever wanted to feel like you're "in charge" without really being in charge of anything except cleaning more toilets? We thought so! Then PKT's lead staff positions might be for you.

We require the following in order to qualify for this lucrative position:

• Proven ability and aptitude for being a slave
• Willingness to work like a dog
• Ability to get into power struggles with other staff
• Ability to fill in on a moment's notice whenever the house coordinator asks

We offer our lead staffs the following, generous benefits:

• Belated thanks after begging and groveling to motivate them to perform extra tasks
• .20 more PER HOUR than regular LSI staff!!!
• PTO which you will never be able to take
• Multiple opportunities for advancement

House Coordinator

Hey, ever wanted to feel like you were "in charge" without being in charge of anything except more work? Then the house coordinator position may be for you!

We require the following in order to qualify for this lucrative, upper echalon, elite position:

• Preferably: Be young, female and under age 24 with no previous management experience
• A background in banking, road construction, marketing or other related field
• A BA in social services, shit eating or other related field
• Ability to work while sick, work while asleep, work when you haven't eaten in days, work after you've been burned in a fire, work while driving, work during acute or chronic nervous breakdown
• Never be in a relationship or have sex again (except as part of the "Stable of Hoes" program)
• Ability to do whatever ever you're told, whenever you're told to do it, day or night, snow or rain, hell or high water

We offer our house coordinators the following, insanely generous benefits:

• Once per year, a $25 Holiday gas station gift card
• Weekly coordinator meeting pizza parties where you'll be paid to sit in on trainings and in-services that will expand your mind and advance your career
• A microchip impant in the back of your neck with your own personal bar code so we can "be there" to help you if you ever get lost or run into trouble!
• A loving, respectful staff who will trust you enough to tell you about their anti-psychotic medications and how the meds affect their sex life!
• Exploding vans
• A company credit card that will be used to bilk you out of your pay when you quit
• A Father Knows Best atmosphere, with an administrator who loves all the lambs in his PKT pasture

DOES ANY OF THIS SOUND LIKE WHAT YOU WANT???

Contact PKT Today To Inquire Further:

1-800-eat-shyt