Things I’m going to do with my PKT sweatshirt now that I quit my job
1. Rip it into rags and wash my car
2. Line a birdcage
3. Repaint my bedroom wearing it
4. Protect my good clothes when I’m coloring my hair
5. Stuff it at Halloween and make a scarecrow
6. Twist it up and rat tail people I hate with it
7. Build a tent out of it (it’s already 10 sizes too big, mightr as well)
8. Give it to charity (nahh on second thought that would be like giving anthrax to charity)
9. Cut it into squares and make a nice pair of oven mitts
10. Change my oil
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2 comments:
I like #10 the best! :)
Ain't it wonderful that the clients get on every year and all upper management gets hundreds of dollars worth of kiss ass stuff!?
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